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  JW Elder Promoting His Business on YouTube

  by Samuel in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doizc34ilso.

  the person appearing in this video was the presiding overseer of a congregation in which i was serving.

  i had served in a lot of congregations over the years and had seen a lot of crazy goings on, but this particular elder was high up on the "crazy list".

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  James Mixon

  Bad hair rug on his head.
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  Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

  "psst.

  hey, jesus, i've still got it.

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  Mr.logic, I'm so far removed from the fantasy world. The reason why I can laugh

  at that joke.It was a sarcastic remark, "burn in hell".
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  Why did Jesus command people to not tell of the miracles He performed?

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ok, one may say, jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he.

  performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death he was.

  going to die.mark1:41-44. don't make sense, why not tell the world..

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  Maybe some of miracles in the Bible were too much.

  Miracles that were deleted.

  Acts of John...John commander of Bed Bugs.

  Acts of Peter...The talking dog and the resurrected fish

  Peter the wizard slayer.

  Jesus returns as a giant, found in Egypt 1886, Gospel of Peter

  Jesus is a talking star.

  I guess it was a little to much to include these in the Bible.
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  Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

  "psst.

  hey, jesus, i've still got it.

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  James Mixon

  JW side, I will be dust forever (Apostate), Christian side my rear will be barbecued

  forever.
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  Why did Jesus command people to not tell of the miracles He performed?

  by James Mixon in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  ok, one may say, jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he.

  performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death he was.

  going to die.mark1:41-44. don't make sense, why not tell the world..

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  James Mixon

  OK, one may say, Jesus did not want people focusing on the miracles he

  performed, but rather the message he proclaimed, and the death He was

  going to die.Mark1:41-44. Don't make sense, why not tell the world.
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  Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

  "psst.

  hey, jesus, i've still got it.

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  Mr.logic. My JW family members and my Christian family members.
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  Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

  "psst.

  hey, jesus, i've still got it.

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  James Mixon

  Mr.logic. LOL ..No I don't believe in hell or the man Jesus of the Bible.
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  Jesus and Moses strolling by the Red Sea.

  by James Mixon in

  1. social
  2. humour

  jc and moses were strolling by the red sea, when moses nudged jc and said.

  "psst.

  hey, jesus, i've still got it.

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  JC and Moses were strolling by the Red Sea, when Moses nudged JC and said

  "Psst. Hey, Jesus, I've still got it. Moses turned toward the Red Sea and lifted his

  staff on high. The angels began to sing, the gentle sea breeze turned into a raging

  gale, and the waters of the Red Sea were parted. Moses lowered his arm and with

  a smug grin on his face, turned back to face JC.

  Jesus scoffed, "Moses, my boy." said the Messiah, "I have still got it". And with a

  flourish of his robe, jesus stepped onto the waters and began to stride across without

  so much as a ripple. But to Moses' amazement, halfway across the water, Jesus suddenly

  began to sink. He splashed into the water and began to choke and flounder as the waves

  tossed him around. Moses grumbled at Jesus silliness and parted the water once more.

  Moses helped Jesus back to shore, as Jesus hacked up salt water when they had finally

  reached shore, Moses slapped a consoling hand on Jesus' shoulder and said "Don't worry

  about it Lord. Last time you tried it, you didn't have holes in your feet.

  OK I know I will burn in hell for that one.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

  by John Aquila in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

  asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

  and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

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  James Mixon

  That will certainly spice up the door to door work, sisters with

  large breasts. The problem the guys may not listen to a word she

  may be saying.
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  Jehovah's Witnesses and Plastic Surgery?

  by John Aquila in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in my area, a lot of the young jws, especially girls are getting breast implants, nose jobs, chin implants.

  asian jws girls get eyelid surgery, and one girl even got her legs lengthen 5 inches making her about five feet nine inches tall the male jws are getting hair transplants and nose jobs.

  and nobody in the congregation says a word, including elders.

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  James Mixon

  Isn't that a reason to label one vain, boastful, haughty and proud

  in the borg. Boy things have changed, they use to worry about the length

  of a sister dress, now they are getting breast implants. LOL